"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life!"
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life!"









2 comments:
And I was afraid we didn't get any pictures of you since you were our photographer. Thank Goodness someone pulled through and got the Heather we so love!! Those pics are classic :)
OK...I am still laughing. I'm going to hijack that poem and send it out to my friends. Your family is adorable. It's so great to see you again!
Danielle
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